How would you cast your vote for the audio port on iPhone 7?
|Lyin' Lightning!, ... rumors never lie, do they?||80||9%|
|Headphone Jack, all the way, ... screw the new one, they want their old iPhone back!||234||28%|
|Whatever Crooked Cook says, is fine with me, ... I knew he wasn't straight, but crooked? Nah!||72||8%|
|What does Low Energy Jony Ive think?, ... that's not low energy, he's just converting his to brillance at high efficiency.||93||11%|
|I'm sitting out this crazy vote!, ... hard to port without a port!||190||23%|
|Alas, I know that Apple is not a democracy.||153||18%|