How would you cast your vote for the audio port on iPhone 7?

Lyin' Lightning!, ... rumors never lie, do they?	80	9%
Headphone Jack, all the way, ... screw the new one, they want their old iPhone back!	234	28%
Whatever Crooked Cook says, is fine with me, ... I knew he wasn't straight, but crooked? Nah!	72	8%
What does Low Energy Jony Ive think?, ... that's not low energy, he's just converting his to brillance at high efficiency.	93	11%
I'm sitting out this crazy vote!, ... hard to port without a port!	190	23%
Alas, I know that Apple is not a democracy.	153	18%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Port of Good Hope.

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