Do you think Jon iPhone is dead?
|He's dead, Tim, ... um, did George R.R. Martin write Apple's quarterly report?||39||5%|
|No, he's just in some sort of low-power mode, ... like his Apple Knight's Watch?||36||5%|
|No, he's just waiting to rise again as iPhone 7, ... the reports of the Doom of Cupertino have been greatly exaggerated.||88||13%|
|Apple is just like the Red Witch, pretending to be young and hip and cool, but is actually, like, 400 years old and tired, ... some of us still remember when Gutenberg and Edison founded Apple!||122||18%|
|Apple is far from dead, and I would bet you a flagon of ale that it has a few dragons up its sleeve!, ... did they hatch from eggs or Cubes?||246||37%|
|I'm pulling a Red Woman and just viewing the results in the flames.||128||19%|