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Current JoyPoll results for 497 entries:

If you were the FBI, how would you "break" Tim Cook?

Cycling deprivation, ... that's not nice to take away his getaway vehicle! 6 1%
Threaten to give Jonathan Ive cement shoes, ... not if he whacks you with his Jony gun first! 22 4%
Make Tim assemble iPhones at Foxconn, ... heh, in other words, give him a piece-work of the action! 81 16%
Force him to use iTunes, ... it's got even the tough geeks crying like a baby. 200 40%
Tim Cook is unbreakable, but I think with a little muscle, that Eddie Cue would snitch, ... just get Taylor Swift to write a letter, he'll cave! 102 20%
I'm making myself an offer I can't refuse, viewing the results. 85 17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and ghost payroll.

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