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If you were the FBI, how would you "break" Tim Cook?
Cycling deprivation, ... that's not nice to take away his getaway vehicle! | 6 | 1% | |
Threaten to give Jonathan Ive cement shoes, ... not if he whacks you with his Jony gun first! | 22 | 4% | |
Make Tim assemble iPhones at Foxconn, ... heh, in other words, give him a piece-work of the action! | 81 | 16% | |
Force him to use iTunes, ... it's got even the tough geeks crying like a baby. | 200 | 40% | |
Tim Cook is unbreakable, but I think with a little muscle, that Eddie Cue would snitch, ... just get Taylor Swift to write a letter, he'll cave! | 102 | 20% | |
I'm making myself an offer I can't refuse, viewing the results. | 85 | 17% |
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