If you were the owner of AshleyMadison.com, what would you do now?
|Pack it up, you're done!, ... never underestimate the potential of human stupidity.||52||7%|
|Pivot, focus on matching up divorced people, ... it's pretty much guaranteed they'll say their ex was the problem.||53||7%|
|Pivot, focus on cheap divorces, ... I feel a great disturbance in the Law, as if a million attorneys squealed out in delight.||23||3%|
|Hire those hackers!, ... is it better to have loved and be hacked, then never cheated at all?||21||2%|
|Apologize, write a book, do a speaking tour, sell the movie rights, ... that's what I always figured Nitrozac and I should do.||112||15%|
|Just keep on doing what you're doing. Everyone will forget soon and more dummies will sign up, ... sign up? Where?!||320||44%|
|I'm cheating on the results.||138||19%|