Facebook's instant articles?
|Best thing ever! Saves me 8 seconds!, ... you know what would save you even more time? Quitting Facebook!||15||2%|
|It's the end of media companies as we know them, ... Rosebud!||43||8%|
|It's the end, and it serves them right for getting into bed with Facebook, ... when you give up your own platform, you don't have anything to stand on!||252||47%|
|It's good for everyone, Facebook, all the Facebook users, and the media companies too, ... a golden age for collecting personal data!||6||1%|
|Hmm, Zuck is more like the Capitoline Wolf, suckling the media twins Romulus and Remus, ... so Zuck's saving them, or just fattening them up for the feast?||65||12%|
|I only had 8 seconds, so I'm just using the results.||153||28%|