What device will be the showpiece of the Time Traveller's museum of goofy wearables?
|Google Glass, ... they proved that wearing glasses won't stop anyone from punching a geek.||207||32%|
|Microsoft HoloLens, ... they're taking that "the Universe is a hologram" thing too seriously.||61||9%|
|Apple Watch, ... proving that even in the future, Apple products hold their value.||106||16%|
|Fitbits and other step counters, ... remember when hunting and gathering wasn't about playing video games?||73||11%|
|Are you kidding? Wearables are going to the save the planet!, ... only if they become self-aware and kill all humans.||59||9%|
|I'm viewing the JoyPoll results through a time portal to the past.||126||19%|