Why do you think Mark Zuckerberg is starting a book club?
|To expand his mind, ... or maybe he read that bookworms get more chicks?||3||0%|
|He's hoping to make a fortune on Amazon affiliate-link money!, ... ahh, so that's why he wants to bring Internet access to the world!||95||19%|
|Because he's just as sick of Facebook as the rest of us, ... bah, he's just copying Denzel Washington's character in The Equalizer.||158||32%|
|It's part of his plan to assimilate Oprah, ... he did just buy some land in Hawaii!||53||10%|
|I don't know why, but he'd better read up on chainsaw safety!, ... don't worry, he's well experienced using it on our privacy.||99||20%|
|I'm cutting up the results.||75||15%|