What stage of the Apple product cycle are you in?
|Pre-keynote giddiness, ... that's the result of my credit card running out of breathing room.||52||9%|
|Pre-keynote bracing myself for disappointment, ... brace yourself, untucked shirts are coming!||49||9%|
|Pre- iPhone 6 purchase excitement!, ... VISA, MasterCard, and AMEX are excited too!||54||9%|
|Post iPhone 5s-purchase depression, ... time to play leapfrog!||16||2%|
|A state of Apple cluelessness, ... you should run a rumor site!||66||12%|
|Que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be, ... the future's not ours to see, at least until September 9th.||223||41%|
|I'm in a state of viewing the results.||81||14%|