If life was an award show, what would you be?
|The golden boy everyone is fighting over, ... does that make you a trophy husband?||8||2%|
|One of the winners, who else?, ... we're all so happy for you! *fake smile*||13||3%|
|Honored just to be nominated, ... I hearby nominate you to the Good Loser's Club.||29||7%|
|Someone who does their job, but is never noticed by the Academy, ... awwww, how about I favorite one of your tweets?||76||19%|
|Some geek sitting at home watching, ... did you need a second screen to ignore your partner even more?||14||3%|
|Some geek sitting at home not watching because I have better things to do, ... what could be more important than joining in with all the online snark?||203||51%|
|I humbly accept the results.||47||11%|