Who's the most vampire-y of the contemporary vampires?
|Facebook, ... they vant to drink your blood, and that of vall your friends!||98||15%|
|Google, ... if you want to keep them away, you need to wear a lower case f-shaped crucifix.||140||22%|
|The NSA, ... they're the Volturi of vamps.||190||30%|
|There are no vampires, just people organizing the world's information, ... that's scarier, since people are the real monsters!||56||8%|
|The way I suck up Internet information... me!!!, ... sounds like you are more of a Net-Zombie.||34||5%|
|I'm sucking at the results.||110||17%|