Which suggestion would best work for spying on you?
|Activating my pet's ID chip to record, ... good plan! All the cutesy talk would drive the agents insane.||24||6%|
|Pens and pencils that record what you write, ... I was hoping to get one that could write for me!||3||0%|
|Listening devices in your spare change, ... have you seen that bi-metallic Canadian toonie?... yup.||12||3%|
|Create a whole new category of geeky devices that I will drool over and wear!, ... although with some of the current ones, the NSA will just get a bunch of people pointing and laughing at them.||70||19%|
|Real bugs that actually bug people, ... if it helps, I know this one place in Mexico where the cockroaches are big enough to carry camcorders.||37||10%|
|The sewage one, as I would love to send the NSA a giant load of poop!, ... if only we could flush them off the Internet.||128||35%|
|I suggest you stop bugging the NSA!||78||21%|
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Agents of SEPTIC.