What review would you give your home?
|A dump! Not recommended, ... Snaggy says... only YOU can prevent hoarder fires.||55||12%|
|Nice atmosphere, but the menu sucks, ... well that's easy enough to change, just find a better pizza joint.||22||5%|
|Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there, ... that's what aliens have been about our planet for the last 6,000 years.||30||6%|
|Food is great, and atmosphere is good, it's just that the cleaning staff must be on permanent vacation!, ... you can help clean up by stopping making the messes in the first place.||157||36%|
|Five stars!, ... hmmm, can I book your guest suite?||89||20%|
|I'm cocooning with the results.||81||18%|