The JoyPoll!

Pink phone case!, ... sure you don't want to add one of those hilarious boob mugs?	4	1%
Those free breast implants sound good, ... what do you expect from silicon valley?	47	13%
How about appointing a woman to be their 4th CEO? , ... three's a crowd, four's a party.	46	13%
Every employee gifted Sheryl Sandberg's new book "Lean In", ... her next book is about camping, titled Lean-to.	11	3%
Equal pay for equal work would be appreciated, ... wait a sec, what if women work harder than us!	98	27%
Forget the gifts, just make their phones sexier!, ... a true geek doesn't care what they look like, it's all about how smartphone they are.	55	15%
I'm apologizing for the results.	88	25%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and scriptism.

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