What's your advice to the mom?
|Lock the child in his room until he's 21, ... then lock him out for the next 30 years!||3||2%|
|Sew a tracking chip into his clothes, ... oh, I guess you didn't know he usually goes around naked.||20||16%|
|Get over it Mom! Teen years are for doing things your mom doesn't know about, ... then when you're a senior, you spend your time trying to do stuff your kids don't know about!||33||27%|
|Join Instagram, Tumbler, and Snapchat, and try to stay one ahead of him in the social network arms race, ... that's non-Mutually Assured Destruction.||11||9%|
|Just wait a week, he'll be back on Facebook, ... now he's a real degenerate!||24||20%|
|I'm getting advice from the results.||27||22%|