What ailment exists in your kitchen?
|Pre-mature ejectulation, or worse, non-ejectulation with my toaster, ... if your toaster stays popped up for over 4 hours, see a doctor.||25||3%|
|Drip drip drip on the coffeemaker, ... it could also be clogging of the arteries?||34||5%|
|Appliance amnesia, ... more likely you forget how to re-set the clock.||44||6%|
|Lack of use, I always order take-out!, ... don't let your appliances have a sedentary lifestyle!||38||5%|
|Dishes that refuse to wash themselves!, ... I thought that by the time I grew up we'd have that whole "you can even eat the dishes" thing!||400||62%|
|I decided to mix it up and just view the results.||94||14%|