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What company death benefits would you like when you die?
|I'd be fine with Google's!, ... well, you won't be, but your family will!||246||32%|
|Give everyone an extra 15 minute coffee break, you mean those lazy workers get 15 already? Sheesh!||27||3%|
|Cryogenically freeze my brain, in the hopes of being revived in the future, ... you always dreamed of being the head of the company.||91||12%|
|At the very least, a Viking funeral by the water cooler, ... in a paperless office, there's not much to burn you with!||123||16%|
|The greatest death benefit of all is not having to work for my company again!, ... time for some changes, before you leave us?||116||15%|
|Why should Death benefit from my death?||151||20%|