The JoyPoll!

A fruit fly, ... I hope Jony doesn't drown us in apple cider vinegar!	37	3%
The new Apple iFly, ... the buzz on that is amazing.	163	16%
A Who, like the one Horton heard, ... Horton heard a what? A Who. Huh? No, Huh's on second base.	42	4%
A conscience, ... awww, now I'm feeling guilty for teasing Jony like that.	94	9%
A Nit from Nitpickville, ... I suppose I'm supposed to provide some Nit wit here?	103	10%
A few darkened pixels, that represent a small speck of reason amongst the tital wave of hype, ... so you are sure it's not a dark dot defect, usually caused by a transistor in the transparent electrode layer that is stuck "on" for TN panels or "off" for MVA/PVA and IPS panels?	391	39%
I'm pretty sure it's a fly-by-knight operation.	156	15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I get no re-speck.

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