How else could you help the poor billionaires of Facebook?
|You could hold a garage sale and donate the proceeds to Facebook, ... sell your junk, after all, that's what Facebook did in its IPO.||16||1%|
|Make it a bake sale!, ... make sure you kill your flour before you eat it.||38||3%|
|Dig through your couch for change, ... send them your crumbs too!||26||2%|
|Take out a second mortgage to help them get by, ... your bank will be happy, after all, they made a fortune shorting the stock.||22||2%|
|Make my profile as public as possible, so they can sell more of my private information!, ... Zuck, you are not allowed to vote twice.||105||9%|
|Maybe I'll just never, ever go to Facebook, so they can save on bandwidth charges, ... awwww, such a sacrifice!||755||68%|
|OK OK, enough of the sarcasm!!!!!||139||12%|