What's the best motherly advice?
|Always wear clean underwear, in case your hard drive crashes, ... there's a backup joke in there somewhere.||116||18%|
|If you don't have anything nice to say, don't flame, ... but how else will you get your page views up?||199||31%|
|Finish everything on your playstation, ... if I did that, I'd be a vegetable.||59||9%|
|Don't tweet to strangers, ... they're not strangers if they are following you, are they?||58||9%|
|It's nice to be important, but more important to have the highest Klout score, ... time for you to move out of Mom's influence.||52||8%|
|Her best advice was "have another brownie."||142||22%|