What's the problem here?
|Her smart phone must be out getting repaired, ... no wonder she is so cranky!||73||7%|
|Biatch!, ... maybe the waiter just got her order wrong?||69||7%|
|This girl obviously doesn't accept the new always-connected reality of humans, ... we're going to have to start calling humans something else.||32||3%|
|Someone must have taken the red pill just before dinner, ... it's best to wait until after dinner to take that pill, else you might find yourself dining on liquid synthetic protein.||48||4%|
|The girl wants conversation, yet she is using Facebook to dump him? Hypocrite!, ... it was the only way to reach him.||200||20%|
|Get used to it sister. Men are always distracted when you talk to them, be it by a newspaper, TV, or your boobies, ... I've seen Blue-footed Boobies, and I gotta admit, I couldn't keep my eyes off of them!||306||31%|
|Sorry, too distracted to vote.||240||24%|