Current JoyPoll results for 905 entries:
What would be your favorite feature of an Amazon Phone?
|You know it's going to be inexpensive, ... yes but you'll probably add more to your cart to get free shipping.
|A no-frills phone that works in bright sunlight, ... Watson, come here, I need a sunshade.
|Ability to work on landlines, ... I still kinda miss my Contempra phone.
|Angry Piranhas, ... they are angry because fewer explorers wade out into the Amazon River unsuspectingly anymore.
|That "Who the people you call are calling, after they speak with you" app, ... it turns out it's the Pizza delivery guy, 90% of the time.
|Digital meat thermometer, ... isn't that an Angry Piranhas accessory?
|I'm phoning in sick.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and dilaceration.
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