Why join the Navy if you can be a pirate?
|Because in the Navy, you can sail the seven seas, ... yes, and that should put your mind at ease.||48||5%|
|Because being a pirate usually doesn't end well, ... Captain Morgan seems to have done OK.||165||18%|
|Because you'll look and feel better in a real uniform from the Navy, ... what about a t-shirt from Old Navy?||59||6%|
|Because most pirates end up joining the Navy anyway, ... yes, but they'll always have those pirate years.||47||5%|
|Because the Navy teaches you about working hard to get something great, ... but sometimes it's really hard to find a good torrent!||42||4%|
|Unconvinced. I still want to be a pirate!, ... watch out for Navy Seals.||364||40%|
|What am I gonna do in a submarine?||164||18%|