Current JoyPoll results for 1002 entries:
How disgusting and covered with bacterial contamination is your phone?
|Most likely very bad, ... the first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is washing your hands.
|It's probably pretty bad, but not disgusting, ... just think, if we found even one of those bacteria on Mars, it would be the greatest discovery ever!
|Not at all! It's clean as a whistle, ... whistling is germ spreading set to music.
|I've read that a certain amount of germs is good for your immune system, ... so you telling me to eat dirt and don't die?
|I keep mine dirty so no one else uses it, ... that kind of motto will not be good your sex life.
|That's why I bought a white phone, so I can see how dirty it is!, ... are you sure it's not just a big pustule? EWWWW!
|I'm disgusted and heading straight for the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and some type of bacterial contamination.
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