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Current JoyPoll results for 849 entries:
If Apple were actually tracking you, what would be the most exciting thing they would learn?
That I hardly ever lose my TV remote, ... you are either very organized or have really sticky hands.
That I'm just your average, regular guy, ... they don't look when you go to the washroom.
That when I feel really naughty, I sleep in on the weekends!, ... yes, but where are you sleeping in?
That I lead a surprisingly active and exciting life, ... well, I know your iPhone does, but I didn't think you did!
I'm not allowed to say, as I have an exclusive tracking deal with Google, ... their motto, Organizing the world's boring tracking information.
I'm so good at hiding my secret life, they wouldn't learn anything exciting, ... the only people better at keeping secrets are the folks at Apple.
Apple is tracking me, I can feel it!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and electromagnetic rounding shielding.
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