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Current JoyPoll results for 1268 entries:
Do you think if Nokia partnered with Microsoft, the two turkeys could become an eagle?
I reject this question as loaded, for neither Nokia or Microsoft is a turkey, ... OK, how does a turkey vulture and an ostrich work for you? |
57 |
4% |
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I reject this question as loaded, for Nokia is not a turkey, ... Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your turkey. |
51 |
4% |
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I reject this question as loaded, for Microsoft is not a turkey, ... that's true, turkeys are more likely to be assimilated, not assimilate. |
20 |
1% |
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I reject this question as offensive to the mighty eagle, ... there's only one way two turkeys become an eagle, and it's very messy for the turkeys. |
122 |
9% |
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I reject this question as offensive to the mighty turkey, ... Ben Franklin would be proud of you! |
400 |
31% |
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Not a chance!, ... as any pig will tell you, never underestimate an angry bird! |
115 |
9% |
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Unlikely, but it will be fun to see them try to soar together, ... like Daedalus and Icarus? |
347 |
27% |
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I rejected this question, because I am loaded. |
156 |
12% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and something gobbling up the data.
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