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Current JoyPoll results for 1169 entries:
If you could give the pigs from Angry Birds advice, what would it be?
Use screws and nails to hold your buildings together, ... even when you're as smart as a pig, it's hard to hold a hammer and screwdriver with hooves! |
69 |
5% |
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Don't use so much ice as a building material, ... the glaciers need it more than you! |
103 |
8% |
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Quit stealing the birds eggs, and maybe you can live in peace with them, ... but scrambled eggs, oh my baby how I love your legs. |
246 |
21% |
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The best defence is good offence. Invest in some pig poop catapults!, ... whoa, I really like Angry Birds a lot, but I'd hate to be there when the shit hits the fans. |
263 |
22% |
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Surrender. You cannot defeat those mighty birds!, ... they are still bitter about the mammals taking over the planet. |
76 |
6% |
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Take all the money you've made and retire!, ... in other words, go to Hog Heaven! |
242 |
20% |
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I can't vote right now, my house is falling down! |
170 |
14% |
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