Current JoyPoll results for 708 entries:
What the worst thing you can do to your Mac?
Smoke beside it, ... hopefully it's not smoking beside you!
Dual boot with Windows, ... oh come on, give poor Windows a thrill now and then, OK?
Wave the Applecare, ... if you wave it, you might be saying goodbye to even more dough later.
Use it to troll websites, ... that's abusive to your Mac and us Internets.
Treat it like a baby, ... you can baby it, but please don't adopt it.
Spend the weekend in Vegas with it, ... hopefully there's a human you'd rather stay in Vegas with?
I'm insensitive to inflicting harm on inanimate objects.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and secondhand rounding.
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