Current JoyPoll results for 1185 entries:
What do you like best about the Twilight series?
I like the familiar characters and storylines, ... I just wish they carried lightsabers.
I like the gold glitter skin, ... for your honesty, you get a gold star.
The legions of shirtless guys, ... you may also like Animal House?
Bella is hot, ... well, and least your sex drive isn't undead.
It makes me feel like maybe, somewhere out there, there is a blood-sucking undead who thinks I am special, ... I'm going set up some counseling sessions for you.
Nitpick, Unless the incineration is down to a micro-cellular level, it wouldn't kill a vampire, ... first of all, Kal-el's powers are from Earth's yellow sun. Not so good for vampires. Secondly, that's what sequels are for.
I just don't get it. Why do these hundred year old vampires with superpowers bother going to high school?, ... because they like to feast on critical thinkers.
None of this matters, Batman beats them all, ... it was a Dark and stormy Knight...
I've decided I think too much.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and we really don't want it to add up to exactly 100%, and rounding suckers.
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