Current JoyPoll results for 1167 entries:
Most likely reason there's no camera in the new iPod Touch?
Jobs is messing with somebody, ... he doesn't mess, he tweaks their pain center.
They were needed for the iTablet, ... please don't leak photos of your iTablet cases with the hole for the camera!
Steve Jobs is building a gigantic electronic monster with a million electronic eyes, ... because giant electron cyclopes are so yesterday.
Apple is EVIL, ... no, they are doing the world a favor... gamers take horrible pictures.
Makes it that much easier for iPhone owners to tease iPod Touch owners, ... that's not teasing, they are just tweaking pain centers.
Oops! I knew I forgot something!, ... [note to self, remember to add a suitable JoyQuip here]
Oops, I forgot to vote!
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