Current JoyPoll results for 1084 entries:
What lesson can you learn from this comic
It would have been easier (and be a cleaner design), to just duct tape a laptop to the wood chipper, ... you are scaring me, but I know you are right, and that scares me too.
Always let a professional design and build your Internet-capable wood chipper, ... I'm hoping for an announcement by Apple at the WWDC.
Always add a dead man switch, ... he installed the kill switch at the wrong end of the hopper.
The Internet is dangerous!, ... please don't re-tweet this if you are operating a wood chipper.
Don't surf for porn while operating an Internet-capable wood chipper, ... wasn't "wood chipper" the nickname for that Orion slave girl you dated at Starfleet?
Human's think too much, ... does that also apply to cartoonists?
I'm wearing close-fitting clothing, cuff-less gloves, cuff-less trousers, and safety boots with non-skid soles, but I'm still just viewing the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and votes falling into the hopper.
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