Current JoyPoll results for 1309 entries:
I do solemnly swear...
that I will not swear, ... so you do give a *% about manners!
that I could not give up my Blackberry, ... if we gave you an iPhone, would you re-consider?
that I could not give up my iPhone, ... cold dead hands, don't fail me now!
that actually, I would enjoy being free from email and text messaging, ... sure, you act tough now, but how long until you are crying like a wee baby?
that I can't understand how people get addicted to email and text messaging, ... now Twitter, that's a different story.
that I really should be emailing or text messaging now, ... you can tell your friends about this comic.
that next time I will actually vote in the Joypoll.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and unfaithful execution of the script.
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