Current JoyPoll results for 1094 entries:
How is it any different?
He'll be better cared for in the zoo, ... yes, the zookeepers on Talos IV insist the animals get some exercise now and then.
On the Internet, some of the people are actually real, ... that is just a rumor you read on the Internet!
There's really not much difference, ... be careful, or I will tell the Zookeepers you are thinking too much!
He's more likely to hook up with a green Orion Slave Girl in his mind, ... you obviously have never surfed the Internet personals.
The Internet costs more, ... you'd be surprized how much a trip to Talos IV can cost!
The Internet has more of an imagination than he does, ... especially after all that time he spends just mindlessly surfing around.
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and General Order 7.
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