Current JoyPoll results for 998 entries:
Would you rather have $1000 worth of stock, or $1000 worth of beer?
Stock, ... you know I'm talking cattle, right?
Beer, ... speaking of cattle, you are going to have a stampede heading towards your place.
It would depend on what stock, and what kind of beer, ... don't look a gift beer in the mouth!
I'd trade both for $500 cash, ... I find your lack of consumer confidence disturbing.
The real money is in brokering stocks and in bottle return centers, ... we call that the "craft show effect"... the only ones who make money at a craft show are the ones charging people to sell at it!
I'm pretty sure I have 80 bucks worth of empties around here, ... sounds like consumption is not a problem at your place.
My beer glass is half empty.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
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