Current JoyPoll results for 1449 entries:
Which briefing do you most wish was real?
Meeting with the Roswell aliens, ... of course they are real, who else do you think Elvis was partying with all these years?
Elvis is alive, ... there was enough DNA in his sweaty towels to clone him.
There is a time machine, ... well, once they invent one, there will have always been one.
Tin foil hats do protect against government mind control, ... feel free to line your propeller beanie!
The last eight years were just a bad dream, ... unfortunately not, but perhaps the nightmare is almost over.
I'm wondering, Barack, boxers or briefs?, ... the fighter in him says boxer, the lover, commando.
Snaggy wishes you'd vote for real.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Secret Service.
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