Current JoyPoll results for 1497 entries:
Which is most true?
The smart aleck deserved the water in the face, ... you wouldn't be so good negotiating with Vulcans.
That is most likely a paper cup, not a glass, ... management removed the water cooler's cupholder.
Half full is good for portion control, ... don't tell me that when I'm 50% still hungry.
The guy's face is half wet, ... you are counting his original state as being in the womb?
Half truths are 50% lies, ... I prefer the gray areas.
When presented with a limited option poll, I choose this option, ... and I will follow that up with this.
Everything is just pixels on the wall of a cave.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and half-assed rounding.
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