Current JoyPoll results for 1260 entries:
Most horrific way for Apple to wreak vengeance on those who would break their NDAs?
Release the hounds, ... Mr. Smithers works for Apple?
The Silent Treatment, ... sometimes that can be a reward!
Force them to run Vista, ... isn't there a Geneva Convention against that?
Delay the release of the new Macbook Pros, ... it would be breaking the laws of Space/Time to delay them any longer than they have!
Permanently banish them from Steve Jobs's keynotes, ... or even scarier, front row Steve Ballmer keynotes.
Add even more things to the NDA, ... I hope they didn't mind me revealing that.
I'm rooting for the Kraken.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and clashing titans.
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