Current JoyPoll results for 895 entries:
Which iTablet Commandment is easiest to break?
Thou shall not take Jobs's name in vain during beachballs of death, ... they are easier to take if you're wearing a Beachball beanie.
Thou shall not covet a physical keyboard for iPhone, ... at least until Apple makes one.
Thou shall have no Mac clones, ... Apple is always worried clones will one day follow Order 66.
Thou shall not make, or get excited over, Apple rumors, ... unless of course they drive your web hits up.
Thou shall think of Apple TV as only a hobby, ... stop it, you are hurting its feelings!
Thou must not forget to buy AppleCare for iTablets, ... they'd be fine if you didn't go around smashing them!
I coveted the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and honor thy rounding.
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