Current JoyPoll results for 1153 entries:
Which would you choose?
Forgo the iPhone, invest the money, retire a millionaire, ... and treat yourself to a gold-plated 300G iPhone when you retire!
Get an iPhone, but try to squirrel away the money too, ... yep, that'll happen.
Blow future earnings on today's iPhone thrill, ... you can always find a job when you're an old man.
Life can be short... spend my money on women, pizza, and/or beer, ... consume enough of those, and you'll make it even shorter!
I barely make enough for a payphone, ... voice communication is so '90's anyway.
Since I've invested in AAPL as my retirement plan, I wish Nitrozac and Snaggy would stop driving the stock down with these anti-consumerism comics... sheesh!, ... first off, the kid buys the iPhone anyway, second off... buy low!
I'm compounding the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the miracle of compound rounding.
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