Current JoyPoll results for 919 entries:
What is most interesting about the Yahoos behavior?
It's a very natural reaction to flee uncertainty, ... also good advice while on a date with Disaster.
Actually, they are just leaving for lunch, ... heading over to the Google cafeteria?
Ballmer phoned in a bomb threat, ... ah, that's where he got his name!
They are acting more like rats on a sinking ship, ... the smart rats never left the wharf!
They are trying to outrace the Google-ites over to Facebook, ... they should rename it Footbook.
They've actually been sent out by security to destroy any pesky snoopers with binoculars, ... it's a Yahoo Search and Destroy mission?
I searched for a reason, but couldn't find one.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Yin and Yang.
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