Current JoyPoll results for 705 entries:
If you were Steve Jobs, how would you spend the weekend before a keynote?
Practice practice practice, ... Hmmm, do I say "Boom!" here, or "Incredible!"?
Yelling at underlings, ... it's just not a keynote unless someone is fired, or collapses from stress.
Chilling out, away from technology, ... it's so easy to get away from it all when you have your iPhone.
Like I spend every other weekend, surfing the web, ... yes, but Steve surfs on an 80 inch iMac.
Guarding the "iPrisoners"... anyone who knows what I'm going to reveal at the keynote, and is now in Apple lock-up, ... they are sequestered in an electromagnetically-shielded titanium vault one mile below Cupertino. Note to self, must remember to turn on air conditioning and food tubes.
Enjoying those sweet new toys, like iPhone 2.0, all to myself, ... Steve is probably already playing with iPhone 3.0!
I'm not Steve Jobs, but I play him on the Internet.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and one more %.
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