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Current JoyPoll results for 954 entries:
Why did Zuckerberg go to India?
| To get to the other side, ... he might bite the head off one, but he's no chicken. |
62 |
6% |
 |
| To recruit low wage tech support workers, ... he's trying to build his own British Empire. |
300 |
31% |
 |
| To seek advice from a guru, ... you'd think he'd just give him a super poke. |
11 |
1% |
 |
| Aloo gobi, palak paneer, vegetable pakora, samosa, etc, etc... MMMMMM!!, ... don't get me started about the barfi! |
112 |
11% |
 |
| Because he read that Steve Jobs did the same thing when he was a young man, ... he's also planning to get arrested for speeding, like his other hero Bill Gates. |
302 |
31% |
 |
| He's got a thing for Darjeeling tea, ... his purchases were brought home by the Beacon. |
55 |
5% |
 |
| I thought he went to Indiana! |
112 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the sound of rounding clapping.
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