Current JoyPoll results for 1036 entries:
What happened exactly, to cause that fission reaction?
Steve Ballmer karate-chopped a chair, splitting the nucleus of a chair atom, releasing a massive amount of energy, ... another good reason not to buy those uranium-235 Herman Millers.
A chair, accelerated to a near infinite velocity, stuck another chair, causing it to fly off and strike two others, and so on, and so on, ... so it started a chair reaction?
It was actually a fusion reaction, when Anger particles combined with Frustration particles inside of Ballmer's head, ... or else the silicon chip inside his head, got switched to overload.
It was fusion, but it occurred when Ballmer choked his Jerry Yang blow-up doll so hard, that his grip forced nuclei together, and the electrostatic repulsion was overcome by the attractive nuclear force, which resulted in a massive release of energy, ... actually, it was one of those high-pressure hydrogen blow-up dolls, and it burst.
A Jerry Yang-inator arrived from the future and used excessive force to stop the merger, ... the Yang-inator was built with Google's Android technology.
Ballmer ate beans for lunch, ... pray you are not downwind!
I had a meltdown.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and control rods.
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