Current JoyPoll results for 1305 entries:
Why do you think it takes a pharmacist so long to count a bunch of pills?
They want you to walk endlessly around the store, and hope you will see something else to buy, ... no! That would be EVIL!
They count in binary, ... it is possible to count on your fingers up to 1,023, Oh, how rude! He's giving you a number four!
Because they are really Pharma-Siths, ... I wouldn't mind having my prescription filled by an R2 unit.
Because it really does take 20 minutes to look up a bottle, count some pills from it, then fill a second smaller bottle with them... try it yourself, ... it took me 20 minutes just to read this poll option!
They're in the back reading old Family Circus comics, ... it would be cool to get a pair of shoes that left Billy trails.
They're just taking a bit of time to decide whether to poison you or not, ... it depends on whether or not you buy anything else while waiting for your prescription!
I'm taking the blue pill.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not finishing the entire bottle.
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