Current JoyPoll results for 1235 entries:
What does the Internet think about you?
It thinks I need to lose weight, ... tune out, unplug, pump up.
It thinks I need mortgage help, ... probably wants you to buy a server farm.
It's pushing Viagra on me all the time, ... don't let that keep you up at night.
It's always asking me to find old friends, ... annoying, especially after you invested so much time and energy losing them!
It thinks I need a job or want to push a fart button, ... don't two people have to turn keys at the same time to activate that button?
It thinks I need a propeller beanie, ... the Internet knows what's best for you. ;-)
The Internet just became self aware.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and contextual rounding.
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