Current JoyPoll results for 1265 entries:
What's the moral of this comic?
Cats are crazy, abs of steel rock, ... now come on now, don't have a hissy fit over it!
Beauty is relative, ... just so long as your belly isn't too much of a good thing.
If you don't stay alert, animals will use you as bedding material, ... at least he wasn't covered in maggots.
Get a dog, and you'll get more exercise, ... that still won't save you.
Never fall asleep on the couch without a thick shirt on, ... claws of steel don't rock so much.
Your cat will curl up with you, even if your girlfriend won't, ... it's nice to be loved for who you really are.
I'm so glad there weren't any pussy jokes!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and belly rounding.
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