Current JoyPoll results for 1211 entries:
Why is this guy so concerned about his picture showing up everywhere?
He's obviously some kind of criminal, ... with that piece of paper, more likely a lawyer.
He's worried about what other people will think of him in that ugly yellowish shirt, ... it used to be white, but then he put it in the washing machine with a jar of Poupon mustard.
Once burned, twice shy... he likes to be in control of his own image, ... his high school graduation class voted him as "most likely to appear drunk on facebook".
It was just a joke. He knew we were going to do a comic about this group picture, and he thought he'd make it funnier, ... that's too bad, because we were going to have that girl's top fall off. Oh well.
He's actually Clark Kent, and doesn't want his face compared with Superman's, ... Kryptonians with secret identities hate Photoshop.
He's Clark Kent, and he saw what happened to Superman after someone took his picture, ... damn you Jimmy Olsen!
Can I have a piece of cake?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the eye in the sky.
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