Current JoyPoll results for 1330 entries:
What's the problem here?
The problem is those geeks have forgotten they are human, ... you've forgotten they never were!
The problem is those ladies don't yet realize you just can't compete against hardware, ... it's easier to upgrade, especially if you didn't sign a pre-nup.
There's no problem, all the more strippers for me, ... I like it when they wear Leopard.
Those people in the lineup are stupid. I get all my unboxing porn for free on the Internet, ... unboxing is a dish best served live.
The problem is too many people have found out about the UN-Boxing Club, and now you have to wait in line, ... the first rule of Un-Boxing Club... there is no Un-Boxing Club.
The problem is that there is no real nightclub like the Un-Boxing Club, ... note to investors, you provide the capital, we'll provide the neon signs and bouncers.
What happens in Un-Boxing Club, should stay in Un-Boxing Club.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and that new Apple smell driving geeks wild.
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