Current JoyPoll results for 941 entries:
Which Facebook gift for non-friends would hurt the most to receive?
Toothache, ... just wait until you get the virtual dentist bill.
Tax audit, ... at least it's better than a trip to the undertaker, most of the time.
Prostate examine, ... try to relax and in a pinch, think of England.
Call from a telemarketer, ... it's not his fault, his computer keeps dialing random numbers.
Step in doggie doo, ... never walk around barefoot in Facebook!
Jehovah's Witness visit, ... a sure sign Spring has arrived.
It would hurt my sensitive feelings to receive any of those cruel virtual gifts, ... it's the evil thought that counts.
I beware of geeks bearing gifs.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and super poked rounding.
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