Current JoyPoll results for 827 entries:
Which would be your favorite non-green gift to receive?
Lump of Coal, ... if I was the Evil Superman, I would make a blood diamond out of it.
Old Growth tree ornament, ... don't forget the little Spotted Owl decorations!
Alberta Oil Sands Zen Garden, ... includes rubber gloves and a hazmat suit!
Panda fur teddy bear, ... a portion of the proceeds go to subsidize the panda burger industry.
Child labor/Unfair Trade/over-5000-mile diet chocolates, ... but they are to die for!
Since I don't really need any more Stuff, any gift is non-green, ... it's the thought that carbon counts.
I don't want to spoil the surprize!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounding neutral.
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