Current JoyPoll results for 1043 entries:
Best gift to give someone that you don't like?
A donation to a charity you know will bug them, ... Save the Spiders Society?
A self-help book, ... How to Not to Use Gift Giving as a Weapon of Abuse.
Gift certificate to a horrible restaurant, ... did somebody say "McDonald's"?
A huge box of styrofoam packing material, ... the gift of static electricity.
No gift is the best gift, even if they give you one, ... Scrooge would be so proud!
'Tis the season to love thy enemy, ... but keep your Frenemies closer!
Hmmmm, people hate me, maybe I'll be getting lots of stuff this year!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and geeks bearing gifs.
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